nerdfighter13812: ohanameansfandom: Whenever anyone argues against marriage equality because of their religious views as a Christian I just want to hit them over the head repeatedly with a Bible whilst yelling ADULTERY ISN’T ILLEGAL!! LYING ISN’T ILLEGAL!! DIVORCE ISN’T ILLEGAL!! DISRESPECTING YOUR PARENTS ISN’T ILLEGAL!! WORKING ON THE SABBATH ISN’T ILLEGAL!! WORSHIPPING OTHER GODS...
princeowl: when kids complain about school or joke about dropping out im pretty sure theyre not saying that they dont want an education theyre saying that the school system is flawed and horrible and makes them feel shitty about themselves and doesnt provide a good environment for learning
We can only be friends if you’re kind of an asshole. Not full blown asshole because that’s no fun. And if you’re not an asshole at all then that won’t work either. A halfway asshole. Those are my kind of people.
HAVE YOU EVER JUST REALLY WANTED TO KISS SOMEONE BUT YOU CANT
crabparty: my brother had a dream he spent 20 dollars on a hotdog and he woke up screaming
h0odrich: I wanna jump off a building and not die just relieve stress by slamming onto the sidewalk and then get up and go get a slurpee or something
bakuraryou: i believe in equality, if we have a 5 day week of school, we should have 5 day weekends as well
katudaisoku: tenris-magicbox: draftgiraffe: jamesjoker: If you’re ever feeling unproductive just remember that the logo for the 2012 Olympics cost $600,000 and took two years to finish. I still don’t understand why they didn’t use this one It says London but there is also a secret 2012 in it I like the second one way better. oh my god why the hell didn’t we use the second one
neebles: man i understand tagging stuff because yeah you want your original stuff to be seen. but what really confuses me is when people tag literally every small aspect of a picture. like. #bread #loaf #slices #crust #flour #wheat #grain #yeast #fifteen #molecule #atom #electron #neutron
theshoutingendoflife: Serious respect to the marathon medical staff who were there expecting to deal with heat stroke and maybe a sprained ankle, have been faced with a major disaster and seem to be just dealing with it.
SO MANY TOY STORY 3 FEELS RIGHT NOW “SO LONG PARTNER” DGAJEODNELSLAPAIXI
tricksterity: laughcentre: megidoaradia: good shows that only have one season good shows that has 6 episodes in 2 seasons i think we all know that we’re talking about firefly and sherlock here if people forget about Freaks and Geeks im gonna cry
You think we’ll stay in touch. You think we’ll talk everyday: texting or Skype. It never happens. You say you’ll always be there. You’re not.
99.9% of my sentences start with oh my god yeah no basically wait so yeah like you know oh um what well but
person: so what's the big deal about this concert you're going to?
me: are you sure you're ready for this conversation?
Unusual Date Ideas
Me joking with my mom about marrying Ed Sheeran
Me: Well we can't get married yet. I mean he's on tour and would be away for a while
Me: Besides he has to write some songs about me first!
Mom: Wait hasn't he already written a song about you?
Mom: Yeah. How does it go?......You Need Me, I Don't Need You?
Me: I see how it is
I really just want to watch A Very Potter Musical and A Very Potter Sequel with you and if you enjoy cheesy popcorn and pretzel M&Ms then we can watch A Very Potter Senior Year too